10. Poo smells.
9. My almost one year old pulls out my hair when he gets poopies.
8. My five year old still sometimes doesn't get to the toilet in time (tell me how that's even possible).
7. When that happens, I have to do laundry immediately (like I don't have enough laundry to do already).
6. I have to mop the floor, clean the toilet, and wipe legs...
5. during the only nap time I get.
4. I have to deal with a five year old crying his eyes out because it has now lost him Starcraft...
3. and worry that it will wake up Chase.
2. Starcraft is the only thing that my five year old is willing to clean his room and be nice to his little brother for.
1. Nobody comes to dinner (that I either slaved over or didn't want to make at all) if Starcraft is on.
Such is the life of a widow Starcrafter and mother to three lovely, but disgustingly poopie boys.
