Why did God make moms?
So that they could have babies
What ingredients are moms made of?
Blood and nothing else
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
Melinda Armstrong
What did your mom need to know about your dad before she married him?
I don’t know. I’m trying to think but I can’t think. They tried to look for a perfect man.
Why did your mom marry your dad?
I don’t know. Because she like him.
Who’s the boss at your house?
Dad. Because he yells at me and stuff.
What makes moms and dads different?
I don’t know. Because they look the same but they, but they, but, but they have different faces. Even one's a girl and one's a man. That’s the difference of moms and dads.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
Take a sleep. Go to sleep.
What would make your mom perfect?
Umm, umm, umm, umm, that they wear dresses. That’s what makes them so perfect, that’s what.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
Put makeup on her lips.
This was a really cute little Jedi Training Camp at Disneyland. We were really bummed when all the little boys by J.J. got picked to go up and J.J. didn't. But we were ok. Besides, if he had gone up, Darth Maul wouldn't have come by to scare him and take that great picture at the top! When he came over, Ryan screamed bloody murder and ran behind me, hugging my legs. He begged to get up. So after the picture, I put down the camera and stuck him in my lap. Darth Maul was really good at what he did...scaring people. He even startled my mom! We had a lot of fun that day. I might post some more pictures later...and I want to post pictures of going to the beach too, but the pics are on my parents camera. I'll get them some time though! It was so fun!
We celebrated Sarah's birthday too, seeing as they are one day apart. Isn't she cute? And get this, she cut her hair by herself!!! I would never be able to pull that off! 
Chase mostly got new clothes (which I love) and a few toys that the boys fought over from the moment he opened them. J.J. was a big helper and tried to keep Chase happy and then borrowed the piano only when Chase and Ryan weren't fighting over it because they both decided they wanted the keys Grandma and Grandpa Ford sent.
Here's my big helper!
Yes, he is eyeing the keys now that Ryan gave the piano back!
Our little helpers really felt the need to serve their brother by helping him eat his cake.
Chase seemed to really like the cake at first. When he discovered that chocolate cake was inside the frosting, he'd try to shove as much of his cake covered hand as he could fit in his mouth. He was a bit bothered that the frosting wouldn't come off his hand though.
And now he's more than a little bothered. As good as cake is, he's had it with the mess. It's sticky and ooey, gooey. Come save me daddy!!! ...And he did.
And it wouldn't be a party at the Ford household without licorice, would it?